charlesoberonn:

spirit-worldwarrior:

so i was talking to my dad about programming junk and he mentioned kernel and i was like “what that” and he told me it’s basically the core of the data for a computer and then i remembered

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the core of the data that changes the game based on the input

Act 1 is basically Javascript 101 with a plot and characters.

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son


arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

(Source: thighrabanks)

inthenameofsalutaryneglect:

homeisforthehartless:

rubbertoe17:

the Chamber of Secrets

The text loaded before the picture and this is not at all what I was expecting

*heavy breathing*

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s


sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Source: manda)

spookutomeme:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS TODAY IN SOME PLACES ALREADY

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okidoll:

urbnlgnd:

ismellpotyousmellit:

Yessir.

Both couples are married.
B & J are on stage after a performance in front of thousands.
Ye & Kim are going down a flight of stairs indoors, and were probably being photographed without their knowledge.
Who’s to say Jay doesn’t grab his wife’s ass while they’re walking?
Fuck this post, and anyone who agrees with it.

I also find it interesting the woman is being blamed while it was the man doing the fondling. Bullshit. 
dat-soldier:

puniper:

why must we play gods


ayyy bro so ‘bout that cake
worldofthecutestcuties:

Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.
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